the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
what if the pokemon center just sends your pokemon’s medical bills home to your mom and your mom just doesn’t tell you about them because she doesn’t want to burden her 10-15 year old child with the harsh realities of the world of westernized medical care
I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A MIX OF A MODERN PARIS, FRENCH WOMAN AND CLEOPATRA
Your dance moves are worth watching
Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?
Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?
Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.
Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…
Like, really impressive reach….
THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP
EVEN THOUGH IT STILL RAINING A N D FREAKING COLD THERE ARE STILL TIMES WHEN THE SKY IS NICE AND THE SUN IS OUT AND THE AIR SMELLS SO GOOD AND IT FEELS SO NICE TO BE OUTSIDE IM EXCITED FOR SPRING AND SUMMER AND I WANT TO GO TO PARKS AND DRAW AND TALK ABOUT LIFE WITH PEOPLE AND HAVE FUN AND LIVE LIFE AND LOVE THE WORLD AND HELP OTHERS LOVE IT TO BECAUSE IT REALLY CAN BE GREAT LET ME SHOW YOU
Alison Lohman in Big Fish (2003)
so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts
turns out she bred a male counterpart for her female (in a love ball no less), trained him up to level 100, nicknamed him, and sent him to me.
IF THIS ISN’T LOVE THEN WHAT IS